Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I have definitely NOT affectionately renamed Keegan's afternoon naptime "Craptime", because almost everyday for the last 2 weeks instead of taking a nap he instead poops and then I have to change his diaper and he won't settle down again.

We had dinner last night at my parents and Keegan was being fussy about what he would eat so we gave him a blueberry yogurt, but wanted to use the spoon himself, so I definitely did NOT give it to him so I could possibly eat an ounce of food myself. Keegan did NOT get so dirty we had to put him in my Mom's new, large dog sink in her laundry room. While getting him undressed for this I did NOT have him standing on the counter facing me while I took off his diaper and I really DIDN'T think geesh this is a pretty dry diaper only to have him start pissing all over me and the floor.

Keegan did NOT get attacked by a mosquito one night this week and did NOT end up with 7 bites and this did NOT make me feel like the worst mother in the world that he was getting eaten alive while sleeping!

Keegan did NOT meet my brother's new girlfriend and flirt shamelessly with her the whole time she was here.

I did NOT buy poster paper a few weeks ago to put behind Keegan's blinds to block some of the light coming in early in the morning. I did NOT do this because I am cheap and didn't want to deal with finding and installing curtains in his room. This didn't actually work though, so I did NOT end up having to find curtains anyway. Keegan definitely didn't sleep until 9:30 this morning with the curtains up rather than his normal 8am wake up.

Hope you enjoyed all the things I didn't do this week as much as me!